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It happens when you ask someone as question and they have no idea what the answer is, so they start talking out of their ass, also known as AT. Usually it happens when someone is trying to sell you something in China. It can also come in the form of unwanted advice. Ass Talk is usually annoying, but once you recognize that you are hearing it, it is very funny.
me: "Mr. Wang, is this bag you are selling me real or fake?"
Mr. Wang: "Bag real, that why you are buying it in my super lame store for a discounted price, and not in the real store. I know manufacturer. My quality best."
Me: "well the price is kind of high, I bought the same one in a shop next door."
Mr. Wang: "Not same quality. You buy no good, me sell you best product low price.
My wife: "this guy is just spitting ass talk. Lets get out of here!"
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when someone is being a really big bitch and is scared to do something.
Hit this shit man!
nah man i dont like weed
Dude your a fucking ass barnacle
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To produce a huge turd which releases a most pungent and undesirable odor and sometimes sound.
Don't go in the shitter dude - Giles just dropped ass like Hiroshima in there.
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a stupid, ignorant person who isn't about anything
Get yo ol' ratchet ass outta my house!
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For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.
My name is not a form of gay sex.
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Adj, Cold, frigid temperature or weather.
Damn son, it's brick ass out this motherfucker! Let me go snatch up my hoodie, and get some mittens.
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When a guy is really craving a cock in his ass.
"Dude i wanna take so much cock tonight, I've got such a hungry ass".
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