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When a person shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.
Dude!!! I just totally saw my neighbors do the Texas Sundae.
When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in”
The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.
Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem
where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
mount pleasant high school - texas is in a small town with nothing to do.
When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.
Did you see David and Alex on the Texas Telephone? I think they’re gonna get together soon.
When a guy shoots his cum into someone’s ass then sucks it out and kisses them, exchanging the load to the other persons mouth.
Nasty! He gave her a Texas snowball last night! That’s why both of them have shitty smelling breath today.
The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir