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tuesday tuesday innit fish n chips bottle of water oi oi oi
tea and crumpets
god save the queen
texas wheel is british
When you live in a small West Texas town specifically (Marfa TX) a rural area and haven’t seen hot people in a REALLY long time so you are so blinded from not being In civilization you start to find ugly people, attractive
Did you see Emily with Mark?! She must have her West Texas blinders on he’s a 2 in the city.
When a guy ejaculates next to a hot streamer, live on stream, he is then called a Texas Pillow.
Billy: I seen you on that live stream with that gamer chick
Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow
Being too cowardly to defend your father, your wife, or yourself.
Somebody left something on my door the other day that said, "Ted Cruz, Tough as Texas." Hahaha, I mean, come on. If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass. You stick a finger in their chest and give them a few choice words. Or you drag their ass out by the woodshed and kick their ass, Ted. Come on.. Ted.
When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.
Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin”
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*
When a football team (college or otherwise) plays the best football you’ve ever seen playing at home and looks like absolute garbage everywhere else. Can be used for any sport.
This team of ours could be really special this year if they didn’t have Texas A&M Syndrome.
The ghetto part of Texas, Including cities such as Brownsville, Corpus Christi, Etc.
Demographics:
90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys
South Texas might as well be apart of Mexico