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Cock Biting Asshole

A cock biting asshole is a whole new level of a asshole it is to the point of where you do not care about what people say,think or do

"Wow he parked in a handicapped parking lot"
"Wow what a Cock Biting Asshole"

by JFG InstaKill September 7, 2015


Asshole Motorboating

The act of someone putting their nose in their partner's asshole, and they fart, creating a dirtier alternative to motorboating.

Dude, I was totally motorboating this milf, and we wanted to take it to the next level. Meet asshole motorboating suckas!

by kitlinski September 29, 2020


dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.

Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!

by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 December 1, 2024


Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.

Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.

by BShigure January 27, 2011


An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.

Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.

by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020


kombucha asshole

when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.

Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.

by BreBre. September 16, 2022


Asshole it forward

Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.

Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020