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Baby Douchie

A common pet name for the one you love. Baby Douchie is just a nice way of telling that special someone their a douche.

Walks up to Boyfriend/Girlfriend: "Hi Baby Douchie!"

by Dylanslove June 8, 2010

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Baby Sausage

baยทby sauยทsage Noun.

An urban myth: A sausage made my blending a baby with select herbs and spices and then stuffing the ground baby meat into the placenta that it recently departed with. Served boiled or grilled, often with a side (ironically) of baby carrots and baby potatoes.

The Pro-Life promoters outside the RNC thought that the sausages they were served where just called baby sausage because they were small, but in an amusing twist, they were actually fresh Baby Sausages made in the alley behind them.

by Dman-5 August 30, 2008

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baby boying it

The act of pulling one's trousers and underpants down to one's ankles whilst urinating in a public setting or restroom.

Juan went into the restroom at Denny's and was surprised to see a 30 year old man baby boying it.

by Don Weber March 29, 2008

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Turkey Baby

Bulge in a woman's stomach the week after Thanksgiving.

After poking Jenna in the gut on Black Friday, Nathaniel commented, "That's a nice Turkey Baby!!"

by Jenna-na-na November 26, 2007

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Baby Faking

Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.

Bro, Jessica Alba is so hot.

Oh I know, I would be down for some serious baby faking with her.

by The Sleaze July 7, 2009

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Baby Mercedes

The type of people that can not afford a real/proper Mercedes so they buy the cheap entry models

Ruben: โ€œThe Mercedes Benz A180d is a baby Mercedes bro.. donโ€™t by it!โ€

Safak: โ€œnah itโ€™s not broskiโ€

by Owlski May 14, 2019

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beta baby

The first baby born into a group of female friends. The use of the word "beta" implies that the arrival of this child will bring out a variety of friends' personal issues and test the strength of the bonds that hold the group together.

Friend #1: "Angie never has time to go out with us anymore. She was a lot more fun before she became a mom."

Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."

by Anna LeStache April 30, 2011

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