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to say somethin when pretending to be dead but wants attention or someone to notice
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the scent from a women who is mid way through her menstruation cycle particulary when she is bleeding
The scent of a dead butchers dog did not stop jakey from wanting her.
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A fashionably brain-dead person is someone who typically is wealthy, tan, dresses well, and keeps "popular" company, but who is completely unreflective and prone to drama about petty personal issues.
Did you see his fashionably brain-dead girlfriend? She's good-looking, but I think I'd stab myself if I had to talk to her for more than five minutes.
The party was good enough, but the company was a little too fashionably brain-dead for my taste.
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That Dead Mans Hand is a F**king pocket nuke!
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the beating refers to the overusing of the "dead horse". Said horse is a metaphor for a joke, and the fact that it's no longer living implies that it's no longer funny
person1:hey...is that a dead horse
person2:uhhh.....yyy..yes i believe it is...why do you ask?
person1:oh no reason...say...you wouldn't wanna beat that dead horse would you?
person2:i thought you'd never ask
persons1+2 proceed in beating the dead horse
five minutes later, cop enters
cop:hey are you beating that dead horse?
persons1+2:yes...
cop:...well...care if i join you?
persons1+2:not at all
cop starts shooting horse whilst the tho persons continue to beat it with sticks, fade to black, THE MORE YOU KNOW enters along with someone from Friends talkin' about some stupid crap.THE END...But is that really the end?...Yes, yes it is...Or is it?
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your so dead tired to the world. you just wanna sleep in your bed unbothered!
"dont bug me, im dead inna bed"
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