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I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who
I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who
The perfect way of saying the word cunt without saying it. You can often use any words of English literature to tell someone to simply "Don't be a cunt". But if saying the word cunt is a bit too bleak and to the point and you really wanna drive home how much you hate someone. Bring back the past in one of the most satisfying ways with the last name of someone you really despise.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo! Where the hell have you been?
Guy 2: I was just at some girl's house. I had to bounce, she was being a real Calanthe.
Guy 1: I feel ya bro.
Example 2:
Girl 1: Take your shit and get out of my house!
Guy 2: I get it! You're mad because someone was right about getting his computer hacked!
Girl 1: I'm just mad that he's way better at being likable than I am because I can only sway guys with ass and tits!
Guy 2: That's not the only thing you're really good at doing!
Girl 1: What? Me being a power hungry Reddit Karma whore?!?
Guy 2: No! It's being a Calanthe! Don't be a Calanthe!
A phrase used when someone is loud, obnoxious and destructive.
Stop it Tasnim, don't kill the house!
Send this to people who feel only just to remind them that they aren't alone in this world. there's 7,8 billion other people in the world that you can be friends with. so dont worry about anything, dont worry about what you are going through and cheer up because im here for you. cheer up!
Cheer up bro/sis theres nothing that you cant go though, Don't worry. it just takes time and will. thats all.
What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.
"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"
a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?