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When you take a shit and toilet water splashes up your ass
heard Clark scream when he got a vengeful high-five
When you do a girl from both sides and high five the guy on the other side while you're doing her.
Me and my boy gonna do a high five pyramid on her.
A cool FNaF fangame being developed by ToonyLad and UnderNightGamer on Gamejolt. You should play it when it comes out.
Emnet123: Whatcha workin’ on, Tewtow?
Toon: Five Nights at Freddy’s: Trolling Terror.
A man that will beat the living shit out of you and has a very aggressive vocal chords
Person 1 : oi eight five this kid was talking smack about you what you going to do
Eight five: make him never see the light of day
when you decide to go on a dairy queen run, so your roommate gives you $5 for a medium strawberry cheesecake blizzard but drops his $5 bill when he gives it to you
Brandon, you feelin like dropping fives today?
Created by Taco Bell in 2009, these taco-shaped laxatives provide old people a tasty alternative when it comes to their bathroom needs.
Instead of shotgunning a prune juice I ate a five buck box instead; needless to say I just destroyed that toilet.
That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.
Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.
I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.