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A sport played in high school that is way overrated its importance. The majority of the team is filled with bros and/or douches, many of whom use steroids to get an edge on the other teams and permanently fuck up their development. Very little of the team is composed of actual athletes who respect their rivals and play fair, and they are often thrown into the "jock" stereotype with the other players.
High school football player 1: "Hey brah check it out I scored some steroids. Let's take them with reckless abandon!!!"
HSFP 2: "Fuck year, we're so much better than everyone else because we take roids and play a sport!"
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Pelham High School is a public school located in Shelby County. The students range from the typical high school frat kid or "bro", to drug addicts, to elitist 17 year olds who think they know everything there is to know about politics, religion, and life in general. Pelham High School is not unlike many of the neighboring cities schools if you look past the much lower grade curve, the non-existant educational budget, and the lack of hygiene.
All in all, Pelham High School is a bit below average when it comes to public schools. There are a select few who realize, however that Pelham is JUST a high school. It's not a life sentence, it's simply 4 years of high school education in a slightly below average environment. Only a shrinking minority of students seem to understand this. The students who do nothing but strive to impress others by drinking, doing drugs, and acting like belligerent bigots are only deluding themselves.
Phone conversation:
Pelham Student 1: "Hey man, do you want to go better ourselves as people? We could paint a picture, play an instrument, go on a hike, or simply learn something new about the world."
Pelham Student 2: "I can't hear you over all the drugs, alcohol, and slutbags I'm doing."
Pelham High School
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A public high school in Silver Spring, MD known for its students' desire to be seen as "ghetto" and "gangsta". It's signature programs should include teen parenting because 15 percent of students will give birth during their 4-5 years there. No principal stays more than 3 years. Teachers view going there as punishment for not kissing enough azz at their last school.
At Kennedy High School, we go hard. Hey, can your moms give us a ride to Target so we don't have to catch the bus with the kids from Wheaton.
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A high school in which untalented basketball players transfer to in order to get playing time.
Chris Delvechio goes to Audubon High School
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A school located in the lush heart of Lafayette, CA plagued by a plethora of white, spoiled wannabes complete with Mustangs galore and an overall mediocre sports program.
The tuition, a copious amount of money, exceeds the cost of some prestigious private colleges (Note: Students do not necessarily go on to attend prestigious private colleges, except in the case of family legacies/bribery).
While it is true that the school requires an application, somehow the amalgam of dumb blondes present each day does not necessarily justify the need for an application.
Nobody at my school likes me, but my parents happen to own a large oil field, so I will go to Bentley High School.
My teachers told me I was worthless, so I went on to be valedictorian at Bentley High School.
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A high school located in Onehunga, a suburb in Auckland, That Country Where They Shot Lord of the Rings. The racial makeup of the school is said to be multicultural, and this is said to contribute to its appeal. On closer inspection it is obvious that the school is ruled over by a violent race known as Boongas. Onehunga High School is often used as an example of a low socio-economic educational facility by the government and news media because of the fact that it is not actually in South Auckland but is populated by those who give the area its notorious reputation.
Oh, Fuck! Here come some/a Onehunga High School-attending nigga/s. Everyone, save us some time and get out your cellphones and take off your shoes.
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Here are the basic groups of people at Oakdale:
Soccer Girls: No, you guys arent cocky your just annoying. Yes, we know you guys are like family. Yes, we know you won states last year. WE DONT CARE.
Wanna-Be Ghetto Girls/Boys: You dont go hard...you go to oakdale. Nuff said.
The people who always "Rap Battle": ...
Cheerleaders/Preps: All you guys ever do is complain about how our school has no school spirit. You guys arent even pretty. Stop being so snooty and think you're better than everyone else.
Football Players: Probably the most outgoing people you'll meet. Not gonna lie, they are funny but rude. You guys didnt win a game this entire season....
Rednecks: Make out with their boyfriends in the hallways 24/7 and deck out in camo everyday, including your backpacks. come on...
Loners: Book Club, and a few certain others who refuse to socialize.
Wanna Be Preps: You've stayed in the same groups since you've been 6 and honestly your annoying. But not as annoying as those soccer girls.
Everyone complains about being there...and i can see why. Espicially since teachers decide to creep on their students twitters...thank you once again soccer girls!!
Girl 1: hey what school do you go to?
Girl 2: Oakdale High School....
Girl 1: Oh my gosh im sooo sorry....
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