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To be messing around in a joking manner
Why were you counting us earlier?
Sorry I was just horse-footing around.
a gay nigga that has horse teeth
Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dickš fuck me
Straight nigga: oh shit thatās tuff my nigga
James Charles, oh cmon it doesnāt hurt that bad ethan, Itās just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!
Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?
James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon nowš its like 0.0000000001 inches
Ethan: donāt expose me manš
Another name for tequila due to a horses affinity for it.
"Last night I found a trail of horse juice leading back to the barn. that was an expensive bottle too!"
An unpopular call and response phrase whereby the first party exclaims "Piss Horse!" and any other party begrudgingly replies "of course".
Person 1: "Piss Horse!"
Person 2: "Of Course"
The Media, in their coverage of just about every election since the founding of our country.
Person watching news: "Wow! The candidates are running neck and neck!"
Other person: "Don't be silly - that's just a bunch of Horse Race Enthusiasts, twisting the polls for ratings. Ignore them - and just go out and VOTE!"
Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.
"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"