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Its what i say when i'm doing your mom!
Me: Oh my god I'm finna blow!!!
When all people in a group chat act like gays.
Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils
I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.
Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."
Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.
The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.
Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.
Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"
Crook 1: *pulls out gun*
Crook 2: *pulls out gun*
Crook 3: *pulls out gun*
Crook 4: *pulls out gun*
Crook 5: *pulls out gun*
Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"
person 1: yesterday he said 'i'm at a pool'
person 2: thats wild bro, congrats!!
either you just searched this up because you wanted to see what wacky things people have written under "i'm sad," or you're actually sad. i'm guessing the latter, as i too searched up "i'm sad" just a few minutes ago because, i am infact sad.
i hope you get happy soon. i can't really tell you anything incredibly inspirational, as i doubt my abilities to make you feel better. i am just a random stranger that is sad, just like you are, telling you that i hope you get better.
i wish you a safe quest through your sadness random person reading this.
also, if you're reading this and you wanted to go to bed like an hour ago, but you couldn't get yourself to actually try to sleep, go to bed. i am calling you out. if you get to the point where you search up "i'm sad" late at night, that's a sign you shouldn't be awake. don't be like me and stay up writing urban dictionary defenitions late at night -- or search up urban dictionary defenitions, for that matter.
stay hydrated, eat your vegetables and remember that you're important and loved.
It'll be okay. You are loved.
:D
"I'm sad."
"It'll be okay, bud. Things can get tough, but just know that you'll get through this. Stay strong!"