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The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.
Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.
Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.
Human-1: i empathize with that.
Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-
( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -
( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -
( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -
( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )
Going to a wet baseball diamond and pushing eachother until one person is left standing. They are crowned as the World Champion Mud Brawler.
Dude, let's do a massive Mud Brawl.
A term used by police in Mount Vernon NY (Murderville) for chasing black folks off of the corners. Otherwise you have to listen to their soul full lament (Ghetto Blasters) and clean up the dead bodies in the morning which is VERY annoying.
Derived from walking up to a fish pond where the mud frogs are hanging out. They see you and jump in the water to keep from getting caught.
Sergeant Joe said to police officer Mario "Get to mud frogging I can't hear the police radio over this rap music"
An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.
Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.
Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.
"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."