Gary: hey BROSKIIIIIIII wannaaa hit of thiiissss vappppppeee????????!!!!
Eric: No fuck off you shitty highlighter person sucking on your fucking pen.
Hey Ayana, you’re sooooo hot. You are an attractive person.
Never used in an example before, but was the original Person 1 before 2008, until Person 1 Figured out he was supposed to be in the spotlight not person 10000, he also is friends with person 7.
Person 1: did you hear about the fraud person #1?
Person 2: Stop hallucinating and I don't even want to be involved in half of your conversations with me.
Person 3: Hi guys I exist.
Person 1 and 2: we've known but just never like to acknowledge you.
Person 10000: Hey guys I'm here.
Person 3 did you hear something?
When someone is attractive in-person but is not photogenic whatsoever.
Guy: Hey check out my new girl!
Friend: She's not even hot...
Guy: No, trust me! She's in-person hot!
Person 3.14 (Commonly refereed to as "Person Pie") is an obscure person used in examples who likes to eat pie
Person 1: Have you seen that new show
Person 2: Yeah It's good
Person 3: Yeah It's alright
Person 1 and 2: Shut up Person 3
Person 3.14: I like pie *takes bite out of pie*
A large African-American, typically male, that has a very dark complexion; A politically correct phrase to refer to a person of African descent.
“That dude is so dark he’s nearly midnight. Must be a baltimore person.”