Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.

Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.

Monster X

1) The easiest way to find Monbebe around you
2) Used by ignorant beings

Pst. Using it may cause damage to health and destroy relationships... So be careful. Better... just don't use it.

Situation 1:
Someone: Monster X
Monbebe: *From nowhere* It's MonSTA X, not MonSTER X

Situation 2 (worse one):
Someone: Monster X
Minhyuk: *From under the bed* It's MonSTA X, not MonSTER X *demonic voice*

sugar monster

A girl who is wild and sexy. Usually up for anything and gives excellent head. She swallows the sugar like a champ.

Baby girl last night was a sugar monster in the bed.

monster gay

someone who is gay and drinks a lot of monsters

axel: you drink so many monsters

max: that's because I am a monster gay

glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.

Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.

Hubble Monster

The gurgling mess of unknown food products in your stomach after eating at the Drake University dining hall. You will need to clear at least 30 minutes out of each day for designated bathroom time.

Steven - “My stomach hurts and I have diarrhea, I shouldn’t have eaten at the dining hall because I now have to face the Hubble Monster.”

monster morning

Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything

1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.

2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.

Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew

1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.