muffin toeing

The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.

"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"

Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

Muffin Zuffin

So smoll

You muffin zuffin

muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

Man-Muffin

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)

Look at that Man-Muffin.

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!

Muffin Man

It is a Man that sells Muffins.

“Hey look its the Muffin Man!”