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superman's powers mixed with cyborg pirate ninja jesus
THIS IS A JOB FOR SUPER CYBORG PIRATE NINJA JESUS!!!
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hey ninja ya like dick and balls
hey ninja ya like dick and balls
Person 1: yo bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?
Person 2: no what's that?
Person 1: let me play it for you!
*song starts*
Riseeee
Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!
Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!
With each other they discover their destiny and rise!
COWABUNGA!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
RISEEEEEEES!
a cheating lying douche-bag that doesn't deserve to be alive.
You're such a Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette
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The most awesome title in the world.....there can only be one and until he resigns and passes the title on no one else can claim it....currently held by a one Mr. Andy Schmitt
yarrr I'm the best cuz im the super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom!!!!
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The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.
Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"
Person 2: "WHAT?!"
Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!
Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"
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as good as something can ever hope to be. the ultimate in awesomeness.
you should have seen robbo's triangle solo it was super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja
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