Random
Source Code
Random
Slang term for USB flash drives; Describes the phallic appearance of flash drives when inserted in USB ports
My new laptop doesn't have a disk drive, I think I need a computer penis.
28👍 16👎
A term often used to ridicule someone for something that really has nothing to do with penis's or wrinkles, like other offensive terms it has nothing to do with the bad that person has done or his description, unless the term is used to describe an old man who is a total dick head (dickhead), in other terms your grandpa.
Mr. Butter Fuck: just cause im old does not mean you can call me a Penis Wrinkle.
Jack Mehoff: yea it does you Penis Wrinkle, go be old somewhere else.
40👍 26👎
Is a fabled cartoon character that dresses similar to “Super Man,” and makes his way through many action adventures. He enemy is the evil Doctor Procto who resides in his layer; the dreaded “Cheeks-of-Pain.”
"Don't worry.......MR Penis will save us!!"
40👍 26👎
If someone has a ginger penis they have the biggest dick a white person could have it reaches to the length of a black penis
I have sex with a guy and he had a ginger penis, it was the best night of my life
27👍 12👎
Penis cutter, much like cigar cutters, are the most effective way to get a gay guy back on the straight path!
They exist out of 2 finger grips, a hole (where through you put the penis), and razor sharp blades connected to the finger grips (can also be done with rusty ol' blades).
When the penis is inserted, just squeeze hard, and if successful, the penis will fall to the floor like a little silicon toy-snake.
Half successful, and the penis will be hanging on a piece of skin. The most effective way is to rip the penis off the piece of skin.
If not pressed hard enough, or the blades are too dull, you risk on damaging the penis and surrounding tissue, without effectively cutting it off!
In such case pulling off the penis won't work, and you'll need to sharpen the blades, or buy a new penis cutter!
Remember, when holding mass-penis-cutting rituals, to now and then clean the cutter, so the blades won't rust!
"Hey, I belong to the penis-tribe, and want to get out of it!"
"Ow, Just use a penis cutter then!"
"I want to smoke a cigar, but have no cigar cutter!"
"Just use a penis cutter, will work just as fine!"
"I want to give a gift to my boyfriend, but don't know what!?"
"Just send hum a Penis cutter!"
151👍 119👎
Not all asians have small penis that most people think. Just like some caucasians who have small penis, some asian males do have small penis too. People think asians have small penises because they watch japanese porn and most male actors have small penises so that they dont have to penetrate but "pretend" to. Most of asians have average length penises just like caucasians. Asians like myself have a penis length of 6.1 inch at 4.46 cm circumference; well for me that is.
White girls at my college think that I have a small penis just because I'm an asian but when I showed them my penis, they went "WOW". I bet they're wanting to suck my asian penis now.
4530👍 4116👎