wetter than an otter's pocket

an otter has a wet pocket and you're wetter than his little pocket

jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore

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tell it to my pants pockets

A term that means that you're going to have to show me some money if you want me to do a favor for you. Used to elicit a bribe.

Jesse Jackson, Jr: "Governor Blagojevich, as you can see, I am by far the most qualified candidate to replace President-elect Obama in the U.S. Senate. I hope you will make the right decision."
Rod Blagojevich: "Yeah yeah whatever. Tell it to my pants pockets!"

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hot pocket side jawn

A hot pocket side jawn is the girl in middle school that you used to finger and do hand jobs with behind your prudish, typically Christian, girlfriend's back. These illicit acts typically took place on the way home from school or right before school, which also happen to be great times to enjoy a hot pocket.

"Yo, Burns! I heard you was fuckin with Tina!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."

"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"

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pocket sage appreciation day

october 9th is pocket sage appreciation day. A pocket sage is a sage (a character from valorant who is a healer) who only heals you. So appreciate your pocket sages.

omen:“happy pocket sage appreciation day bro”
sage:“thanks bro”

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Sausage Filled Hot Pocket

Shoven the old cock in the vagina

Honey I'm hungry! Come here then and I will give you a Sausage Filled Hot Pocket!

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ruby nuben hot pocket

slang term for the female genetalia.

"damn homey, i'm starving. i could sure go for a ruby nuben hot pocket."

Frog In His Pocket

Somebody of less than normal or childlike intelligence. Derived from the idea that a dim witted child might collect and keep in their pocket objects of interest, such as a bottle top, a piece of string ,marbles and a frog.

" I am not sure about that guy up the street. He seems like he's got a frog in his pocket!"

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