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Better president than Kerry could ever be. Though sometimes makes questionable decisions has protected America since 9/11. Blamed for a recession he did not cause - the bubble burst BEFORE he took office. Good 'ol boy from Texas, more intelligent than many think. He went to Yale, regardless of who his father is he still got by.
He who is underrated.
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A terrorist's and third-world dictator's worst nightmare.
The target of blind and irrational hatred from liberals, communists, eurotrash, and the Minute Men border patrolling militia.
This usually stems from deep rooted personal insecurities and from growing up in female-dominated households.
Andy: Hey Virgil, how's the economy looking now days?
Virgil: Well the numbers that keep coming in keep surpassing what was forecasted. 40,000 jobs added just last month. And the Dow Jones as broken 12 records over the last 3 weeks.
Andy: Damn, how come no one seems to acknowledge this?
Virgil: Well my son, there's mainly two reasons for this. First, the media hasn't really been covering it. And second, the president has done a terrible job of
george w. bush.
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The legend Who invented the word 'fatneek'
Harry Christopher George Lewis is the only guy who KSI has fucked up and got kicked in his ass by.
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1. Most popular person for unmotivated Americans who don't understand politics to blame their problems on.
2. Waived being politcally correct by commiting the horrible act of liberating millions of Iraqi's from a malicious dictator and actually doing something to avenge the 9/11 attacks.
3. Hated for doing all that is in his power to protect the American people
4. Only reason people don't talk about what an ass Bill Clinton was. Good choice democratic party, nominate the horny co-worker.
5. A little on the dumb side.
Jermaine- "George W. Bush's Patriot act is infringing on my rights."
Bill- "Really, have you read the Patriot Act?"
Jermaine- "No..."
Bill- "Can you even read?"
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The best president the United States has ever seen. You can put down Bush all you like, but he's a good guy with a good heart and doesn't care what anyone says about him. Why do you all hate him? You claim he's stupid but why don't you give me a political reason or two? ONE THAT WASN'T MADE UP BY LIBERAL MORONS WHO TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK BAD. GEORGE BUSH IS THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!!! EIGHT YEARS!!!!!! HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
George W. Bush is the shit.
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Made some mistakes with this war...but he has experienced more events than any other president....
9/11,Sadaam and his regime,and many disasters and war.
if bush is such a bad president...WHY WAS HE REELECTED?!
and didnt he go to Yale?..hmm but remember dubya bush reads books upside down so i guess he didnt go to yale huh!
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When a person, usually a man, follows a girl into an open, person-less field without her knowing, and stabs her in the ass with a banana.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl looks like she's headed into an open, person-less field. I should totally pull a george orwell banana stalking.
Guy 2: Here, take this banana I was going to enjoy with my lunch.
*LATER*
Girl: OW! THERE'S A BANANA IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?
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