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When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.
Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?
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When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.
Man Josh, I already went once, but load torpedo tubes 3 & 4, I'm going again!
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my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).
i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.
It starts off like a nice, if not more intense and warped game of Edward 40 Hands. You and a buddy duct tape 2 Lokos to your hands, and add two to your feet. But then shit gets real, you're coming up with crazy ideas cuz you both took eight hits of acid. You drive out to the desert, stand 200 paces apart, face each other, and stand there (no walking around weenies), until all eight 4lokos are finished. Whoever finishes first, or doesn't pass out wins the duel.
What you'll need-
8 x 4lokos
1 x shitty car to drive to desert environment
2 x sets of balls
Bro 1- Hey bro, I was thinking about jerking off with a noose, but why don't we just go to the desert and do this 4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition?
Bro 2- Hey Alright! It's a beautiful day to die! Maybe we can jerk it if we make it back alive!
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1. The only numbers you never, ever want to enter in the lottery.
2. The (apparent) oblique plotline of ABC's hit TV show Lost. These numbers are cursed. Very cursed.
3. "Cursed" toast with these numbers on it, claiming it was linked to the the show Lost that sold for ever $16,000 US.
I entered the numbers '4 8 15 16 23 42' into the lottery. The next day I crapped out my large intestine.
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Seen on portable toilethouse wall by a pipefitter while working construction for JH Kelly Inc.
"Oh, I see any ol' asshole can be a foreman for JH Kelly." (decoded message)
FOREMAN: "OK guys, we gotta ... wait a minute -- I'll be right back. Where's my fckn radio? Alright guys, go hide for awhile until I get this figured out."
APPRENTICE: "OIC ANEOASO KNB A4MN 4 JHKLE."
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if you take a pic w fingers up it means you think sarisha is the coolest person ever!!
4 fingers up 🫶🏻 bc i’m 2 cool
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