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Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.
Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Liquor then beer, you’re in the clear; beer then liquor, never sicker.
When someone consumes such a large quantity of alcohol that their bowls become uncontrollable so in turn they use the cork of their bottle to keep themselves from sharting.
After developing severe diarrhea from wine Steven used the cork of his bottle as a beer bottom butt plug.
A form of Beer Pong played by deflecting the balls off an adjacent wall and into the defending team's cups. You and your teammate can throw your balls traditionally one after the other, OR one of your teammates can take/shoot both balls in what is known as a "Buck Shot". If you make 1 of the 2 "Buck Shot" balls it counts as just one normal cup. If you make both balls in you get "Balls Back" If you and your teammate both make it into cups you get to keep going. If you and your teammate make it in the same cup, you get to pull 3 cups out and get "Balls Back" as well. The terms "Warming Up" and "On Fire" have the same cup values as Regular Beer Pong; but if you get to "On Fire" in Wall Pong, you get to shoot "Buck Shot" untill no cups are made.
Regular Beer Pong is so boring, lets play Wall Pong (Beer Pong) instead!
When the time to get a beer, cigarette , or other drug has been much overdue.
Friend: Hey bro is it beer thirty?
Me: Shit, its five after beer thirty!
A game played by a group of overly drunk sailors who strip down to their boxers and hike said boxers up their ass to look like a man thong. The proper head gear is a skateboard helmet.
They can try to deny it all they want but we have pictures of CMFG, Etrizzle and Nick playing man thong beer pong after a couple cases of beer.
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One who is working their way up through the beer drinking ranks, usually starting off with cheap, shitty light beer and progresssing to stronger, more full bodied fare.
A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.
A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)
#1. I remember when Karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a Miller Lite. Now he pounds Heineken like it's water. He's ready to step up to the pros and have a Guiness with Rick.
#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.
#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.
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Beer and Bon Bon day is an intermittent semi annual holiday revolving around the need for a day where you do nothing but consume alcoholic beverages and/or beverages of high sugar/caffeine content and eat food items that are lacking in nutritious value, high in fat/sugar/salt content and are extremely satisfying to the pallet. It can be declared to treat broken hearts, loss of jobs, death of beloved hamsters, etc.
You do not only have to consume beer and bon bons, there are too many great mixtures to be limited to this one food item; margaritas and chicken McNuggets, spiked spiced apple cider and cupcakes, etc. As a matter of fact alcoholic beverages do not have to be consumed on this day, but it has been proven to make the process more enjoyable.
Best friends and laughter are a must. Pre-stocking of liquor and food is also imperative unless you plan on having a DD. If this is an emergency Beer and Bon Bon day then friends should bring you the supplies needed and you should start ASAP.
Rules:
1.Calories do not count today!
2.You should not become belligerently drunk, this will not help the situation.
3.If you are watching a movie and it makes you cry, turn it off!
4.No Debbie Downers allowed!
5.Laughter is essential.
6.Picture texts may be sent to close friends/family but no Facebook Mobile Uploading without prior sober consent.
7.It is okay to make a “to do” list and not accomplish one thing except consuming an entire box of Oreos.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is moving to Japan.
Girl 2: I think we need a Beer and Bon Bon Day!
Girl 1 Do you remember the 1st B & BB day?
Girl 2: The 1st intermittent semi annual B &BB day was February 15th 2010 in Roseville CA. It was an epically legendary success!
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