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A casual and informal way to address a close acquaintance, suitable for all situations.
Taylor Swift: "Hey pizza rat!'
Girl In Red: "Are you referring to me?"
Owenn: " Or are you referring to me?!??!?"
Girl In Red: "If I'm pizza rat..."
Owenn: "...then I'm pizza rat!"
Taylor Swift: "We are all pizza rat!!!"
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Vera: "Hey pizza rat!"
Corinne: "Hey pizza rat, nice do!"
an Italian - Canadian fusion which poutine and pizza together and will guarantee obesity if eating on a daily basis
I need something quick let’s grab some poutine pizza
a fusion dish of poutine and pizza gaurentee to give a person diabetes and obesity if eaton regularly
A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."
You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
Pizza Cloud
The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
- So what do you want to watch tonight?
Hello…?
He-lo…?
Anyone there…?
Diana?
- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
When you're waiting for the pizza and keep looking out the window like a tweaker
Quit pizza tweaking bro it will be here soon.