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A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.
This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."
Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."
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the audio on tiktok where 12-29 year olds dance in slow motion like Timothée Chalamet
*plays play date by melanie martinez*
girl 1: omg this is the best part!
girl 2: omg yessss
*dances in slow motion*
i GuEsS iM jUsT a PlAy DaTe tO yOu
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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Bart: Playing a game of wack fuck over here.
*Winston whacks gold ball*
Winston: Fuck!
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word that jack writes in the shinning
all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
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That one song that may or may not play when you enter the battle of the fictional character sans the skeleton who appears in the 2015 role playing game undertale and is a-
Screw it, I’m done. Here’s the song:
Oh you cant have links so I put the link in the tags
Person: hey, you know stmpwyfs
Other person: yeah.
Song that might play when you fight sans.
An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.
Fish: Dude what happened?
Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."
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