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Prerelease retard

One who releases prematurely

The prerelease retard, missed their shot due to early release.

by raejd June 19, 2018


Retard hoe

Literally you

Nigga1: Dude. Do you see him?
Nigga2: *happy retard hoe noises*

by Lilnaggar7 October 18, 2019


Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".

Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"

by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024


Tall Retard

Imagine being a tall retard. People with names like JOE, CODY, and JACK can be tall retards.

Cody is a big tall retard

by Yunniq November 14, 2019


USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.

The people that voted for Trump in the 2024 election, And only now seen the negative effect's of there vote, And the effects of uneducated people in the USA.

They voted for Trump and now there family wont speak to them, I bet there apart of the USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.

by Teafo November 28, 2024

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Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.

Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard
Person 2 ‘road retard’

by Yanooiii November 19, 2018


Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

ex.2

"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024