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The phenomenon wherein a cute boy wears a plaid shirt, and suddenly becomes 100% more attractive to all heterosexual females and homosexual males in the vicinity.
Jane: Whoa, did John get hotter?
Joseph: Nah, he's just following the plaid shirt rule.
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If you've been putting some task off for at least two weeks, then you can completely blow it off, because you've proven that it's possible to live without the completion of said task.
You've been meaning to investigate that funny noise your car engine makes in the morning, but after two weeks, there has still been no fiery explosion, so the two week rule applies, and you're safe to forget about it.
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To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.
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(for males)
your friend moves to a better city and all the girls are freaks and extremely hot, and they are tappin everything there. and unluckyyy you all you get to do is hear!;cut the conversation
kid that moved:
man i banged my girl 11 times already and her twin wants to have a three-some....
friend:....dude your gay.... rule 113
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One who is against Ja Rule and his music (i.e Everyone with a mind which isn't manipulated by the media).
Make it look like a suicide. Now, kill him.
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The rule guys refer to when they think about cheating on their wives/girlfriends.
Their wife/girlfriend is the 80%: she cooks, cleans, gives him all her loving, and has decent sex. But it's never 100%.
The girl he wants to cheat on her with is the 20%: she's very pretty, has a great body, and is perfect at sex. However, she's a slob/druggie/junky/alchy.
(Seen in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?")
Bill: "I don't know, man. My wife's just not cutting it in the sex department, ya know?"
Joe: "20/80 rule, dude... think about it..."
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The unwritten law in World Wrestling Entertainment (a.k.a.) that states that any storyline that happened more than three months ago never actually happened. The term was coined because Vince McMahon (WWE owner) enjoys insulting the intelligence of his fans by - for example - teaming two wrestlers who as recently as several weeks ago were attempting to kill one another in the context of the storyline.
Guy #1: Last November at the Survivor Series, Steve Austin tried to kill Triple H by having a machine lift the car he was in and drop it to the ground...and a year before that, Triple H had Austin run down by a car...and now they're teaming with each other? What's up with that?
Guy #2: It's the three month rule, dude. It never happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah. Why does Vince insult our intelligence like this? We're not stupid.
Guy #2: I don't know, dude...I don't know.
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