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When hitting it from behind, stick all five fingers in the butt. Then proceed to place them in the mouth of your partner.
Think of it as a giant "rusty fish hook"
Fucking this skank from behind and got shid on all my fingers then stuck them in they mouth and said you got the rusty dragline
Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).
"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.
Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.
After performing anal sex without a condom, the male then stabs his partner in the eye with his penis, resulting in pink eye.
Note: it is not a “rusty ram” unless the partner gets a 1/4 inch of crust on the eye!
“Did you hear Heather is sick? She just got back from her trip from Las Vegas!”
“Yeah, some dude gave her a rusty ram!”
When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.
Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!
An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.
Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.
A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".
1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"