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It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button
Yo bro I took this Heffer home from the bar and she let me give er the ol texas tbone
Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.
I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!
Cum on a girls butthole then throw your snuff/tobacco on it.
"OMG jerry Texas cinnamon rolled me last night and I can't get it off"
"I Texas cinnamon rolled that girl last night and she won't give it back"
a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
A state with bipolar ass weather
holy shit the weather in texas is bipolar
Texas is the state that I was born and raised in. In fact I still live here today! I must say that there are alot of negative stereotypes about us Texans floating around...heck...we have the most negative stereotypes of any U.S. state. I'm not here to be an asshole and yell at y'all(yes I intended to right that) I think everyone should think what they want to think or believe. But please, don't be mean and negative about us if you haven't even met a Texan.
I swear none of us have sex with family(eww), we don't wear cowboy apparel everywhere(hella uncomfortable), we don't all live on ranchs(although they are cool), and we are not all racist and homophobic(i'm gay myself so I would know).Honest to goodness, yes, there are some bad people out there that came from Texas but the same thing happens with every other state so please don't go around making stereotypes about a whole group of people just because of the mistakes of few.
Furthermore, it would be very difficult to be racist here in Texas. Mainly because less than half of the population is full white(weather it be european or somewhere else) meaning that you would get your ass beat if you said something nasty about a different race. I promise that Texas is not as bad as stereotypes make it out to be. I honestly think its a great state and(if you get the weather timing right) it can be a great place to visit. I hope you learned something! Thank you so much! Have a good life, and I hope good things come your way!
Person 1: I think Texas is over stereotyped
Person 2: I agree! I think the people making the stereotypes should do some research first.
some small inbred state that get buttfucked by slatinamerica and claim to that everything is big when literally most bums hide in houston or austin.. they have no good structures and most workers in that state have a major in art
hey let go to texas, idk man i heard wallie world is closed and they bbq is trash