Pound cake

To fuck someone in the ass really hard.

"Im gonna pound you like pound cake."

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Fruit Cake

A lesbian's pussy.

"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."

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Ground Cake

Poop found on the ground. The poop has to be human feces or feces that's large enough in quantity to fit in a pie or cake pan. Similarly shaped feces (usually from cattle) also suffices.

Bob: "Damn, I'm hungry..."
Jim: "Eat that Ground Cake!"
Bob: "'That Ground Cake'? Where?"
Jim: "Why, you're stepping on it!"
Bob: "GROSS!"

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Cake boy

A soft, fluffy boy who listens to rock bands like Motley Crue , Gene Loves Jezabel, Winger and other hair rock bands and thinks they are metal and that he is too. Also thinks bands like 3 inches of Blood, Black Sabbath and Exodus are dad rock.

Bill says he’s metal but his favorite band is winger. He’s not homosexual or any of that he’s just a Cake Boy

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funnel caking

to hang with a friend in a hippie truck while wearing matching denim jackets its not sexual stop youre sinning youre all going to hell

clyde we should go funnel caking im so bored

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Freedom Cake

A freedom cake is a dessert baked in the United States on or around the 4th of July Independence Day holiday. It can be a cake of any sort, decorated with white frosting on top, accompanied by blueberries arranged in a square on the top left corner and horizontal rows of strawberries or red raspberries running across the remainder of the cake's surface. This configuration depicts the American flag, hence the name.

Jane didn't know what to bring to the 4th of July picnic until her mother suggested baking a Freedom Cake in order to make use of the blueberries and strawberries they had just bought.

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Jaffa Cake

When a ginger haired girl sleeps with white guy and then a black black afterwards.

I had a Jaffa cake on Holiday.

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