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The sensation you get when you believe you are in a city and act as such, but you are not actually there.
Ricky: Martha planned a nice day at her parents' house, completely forgetting that we're currently 3,000 miles east of it.
Mike: She forgot that she moved to Korea?
Ricky: Total out-of-city experience.
The only place on earth to be...EVER
* i love you for life, NY
"So how long have you lived in NYC?"
"Seventeen years, but I had no life before then, so basically, my whole life"
Purgatory. A place that sucks so bad, you're stuck in between life and hell.
(Night time) Driving into Texas City, Texas. Is that a skyline of tall beautiful building lights covering the seashore? No. It's fucking miles and miles of oil refineries and fertilizer plants.
Living in a constant state of purgatory, with no clean smelling air and a constant threat of a hydrochloric chemical leak again. Its ok though, it will buy another football stadium or maybe a grocery store that doesn't smell like cat piss.
Am I in hell? No you're in Texas City, a place that's close to hell. But not really because there's a Starbucks.
Term coined by Larry to describe what happens when he gets angry.
Usage: "You won't like me when I'm angry. I'll race fuck the city." - Larry
when meeting with group of friends, you are immediately handed a bowl/bong/joint/blunt
Jack: I went over to my buddy's the other day and when I walked nobody even said what's up, they just handed me the weed.
Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake
This a sex bath where you and your partner get covered in gates bbq sauce and you pulled pork and shove it inside the vagina and your partner will first fuck you, then will nut on the pulled pork then will go down and eat the pork out. All the while your partner is shoving ribs in and out of the other's ass hole.
Person 1: "yo i heard you got Kansas City Turnpiked last night."
Person 2: "ya... I got a rib stuck in my ass."
Person 1: "How'd the pork taste"
Person 2: "Like aids...fml"
A place in New york that's got many levels of society. There's very few truly attractive females and many losers. In the summer the lawns in the suburban part of it are very green.
Did you know the middle school in johnson city, ny is called marijuana mountain???