Mexican Gas Card

A syphon ie. a long thin plastic tube used to steal gas from other peoples cars.

Hey Pedro, got any pesos for gas,
No chico, but i have my Mexican Gas Card

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mexican jew

A jewish person usualy named jennifer marie jimenez, san pedro, fidel castro, jose esquerbo paquez, esquella(family guy)

peter "esquella, why do you always clean out the change I leave lieing around my house?"
esquella "no change here, no they gone, no, no."
Peter "you damn mexican jew!"

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Freaky Mexican

When you're doing another guy in this ass and his dick is spinning in a circle... like in meat spin

Pat: Did you see meat spin that freaky mexican turns me on

Rob: Gaylord!

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Mexican Casserole

The act in which one party consumes a substantial amount of corn and proceeds to defecate corn-filled excrement into the mouth of a willing participant.

My girlfriend made me a Mexican casserole last night. It was delicious!

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fat annoying mexican

a fat mexican that is annoying as hell

those fat annoying mexicans ae bothering me

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Mexican Air Force

Mexican yard man with a gas powerd leaf-blower.

"I can't hear you, the Mexican Air Force is on maneuvers in my back yard. Let me call you back."

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mexican escape hatch

Found in a portable toilet or port-o-let at a construction site. It is the lid that closes the toilet which is believed to be a tunnel that leads to Mexico that many of the workers at the construction site have emerged from.

Man are there any Americans employed by this contractor or does he just open the Mexican escape hatch to find a crew.

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