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Satan's Wet Sock

When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it

Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more

by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 28, 2023


pool sock

A community masturbation sock in a frat house.

Someone didn't wash the pool sock!

by chuck feely March 21, 2016


blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage

That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
.

by Soulflared April 9, 2022


“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 5, 2022


Sock Foreskin

The inside of a sock where all the material connects, balling up into an irritating bit.

Rodger: Man this sock foreskin is bugging the shit out of me its like theres a rock in my shoe I can’t get rid of.

Tony: Yeah I hate that shit too bro

by DannyDogg January 6, 2021


Socks and Sliders

There’s not much to say over here, socks and sliders are the worst feet wear choice that you could EVER do in your entire life, and in some countries this kind of “combination” is almost offensive.

Like, for real mann, don’t.

Me: *has a friend*
Friend: *Wears Socks And Slider*
Me: *Hasn’t got a friend anymore cuz wtf socks and sliders really?*

by randomguyfromitaly August 23, 2019


makie bum sock

when you put bum socks on your feet

you gwon get ya shoes & makie bum sock?

by Teresa7! July 29, 2022