In April you must receive atleast 3-4 titty pics off of any girl you like (doesnβt have to be the same)
Pop a titty itβs national pop a titty month
*sends pics of titties*
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September 3rd-5th is the days you ask a girl to send a picture/video of her tits and she MUST send it.
Boy-βAye girl you know today is September 4th which is national send titty day so gone head.β
Girl-βAw fuck. Here man.β
-Send video of them titties
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When you're about to get drunk, or do something exciting
"Let's get litty titty my niggy"
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On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.
"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"
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to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)
I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.
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Hey, itβs national flash a titty day, lmk see one of em
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On the day of April 12, all genders must ingage in breast grabbing. There will be no legal consequences for these great actions. If one is in court, please bring up this text.
βYo George, you see those titties? I heard itβs national tittie grab day! Have at itβ
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