someone who licks hairy black balls on a daily basis
Girl A: wow hes so hot
Girl B: well hes actually a sam
Girl A: cum in my ass bitch
Wasteman. Pussy. A childish yute. Sam is regularly known to be told to Suck Out.
“Yo Sam” , Friend says. “What?”, Sam says. “Suck ouuutt”, friend says loudly. End of script.
A funny guy with an upbeat personality. It’s always easy to tell when he has a crush on someone because he try’s to act all annoying? You can trust Sam with anything and he would never say a word to anyone. He will never talk about you behind your back and he always has something to say. Sam is opinionated and loud but that’s what people love about him. Girls need to be friends with him to develop a crush and he’s always last to know about homework dates
Sam has an opinionated personality
fucking masterpiece absolute chad no other become so perfect. possibly the reincarnation of jesus christ
Sam is literally the reincarnation of the Lord