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Until 2002-2004, New England. So called because the Red Sox took 86 years to win a World Series, and the Patriots took approximately 36 SuperBowls to win one. Having a sporting event without New England is like going deer hunting without an accordian.
New England is The France of American Sports, they almost never win any games.
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when your getting head and your bout to cum and you flip your girl (or guy if you roll that way) over and go for the anal and she (or he) takes a shit right then and it forms a tasty snack
"Hey yo dude, the most amazing thing happened last night!"
"What?"
"Dude, i pulled off an American Egg roll!"
"Sweet!! Did she eat it?"
"What do you mean she? 'HE' ate it"
"Aww dude your gay!!!!"
"Yah you got a Problem with it?"
"Nope i am too!"
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extremely offensive insult to a buster ass person of some sort.(meaning of sick STD-HAVING penis fresh out of the pene, pen , jail muthafuck!!!).From the movie American Me when Edward James Olmos flip da chick over and try to poke her in the butt cause he is used to man jail butt.
fuck you with a "American Me" Penis
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The worlds gayest school on the planet
I hate ala. this means American leadership academy it terrible
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a super progressive and experimental music group based in Burlington, Vermont. they feature an eclectic variety of instruments from the acoustic drum set, alto sax, fiddle (not to be mistaken with the violin), harmonica, recorder, didgeridoo, and anything else that might come their way. you might see them around town covering songs like Call Me Maybe, Men at Work, and the all favorite - Pomp and Circumstance (live).
and not to be confused with the all acclaimed band "The All American Rejects" who are in no way a reference or inspiration - they just happen to spell 'rejex' differently.
"Today I was talking down a dead end and could hear the alto sax in the distance - it must be those All American Rejex again."
"Right when I thought I would never get to hear all my favorite instruments, I found the band the All American Rejex."
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An average hillbilly that loves MAGA, President Donald Trump, Worshipping Fake Jesus, Harassing Minorities, Sucking up handguns and eating shit at the same time while fucking their 2nd cousin with expired Condoms. but Relying on Food stamps and hates anything "Obama-Related." Forgetting that they use stolen toilet paper drinking Budwiesers and do drugs while watching the next episode of Barney and Friends on PBS Kids on their Stolen Old Standard TV. They are the worst Rural Motherfuckers Money can't buy. They like to drink Jack Daniel's Whisky found in the dumpster, eat a shitload of McDonald's McNuggets and Drink the Cheapest Starbucks Coffee while carrying with Semi-Automatic Weapons and go to Church and pray Falling Black cocks while Snorting Smarties to get high. You Can find these Nature's trash in Parts of Montana all the way to Texas. They sometimes act like Bill Cosby and yell "Pokemon is for little babies and shit!"
This is what you see in America, the 30% of what USA Call an MAGA Redneckian-American. This is how they communicate daily.
Cashier 1: Welcome to McDonald's, Can I take your order?
Redneckian: I want 5 Big mac Combos & Do you to believe in Jesus?
Cashier 1: Excuse me? I'm a Muslim you racist POS!
Redneckian: Um, Fuck you asshole I Believe in Jesus, You Terrorists need to get the fuck off our land.
Cashier 1: Sir, You need to calm down. I'm calling the Cops, and refusing you service!
*Later that same day*
Police Officer: Oh Shit, It's you John Carter! You Son of a bitch, You realize why you are here?
John Carter: Well, Officer Fuck you and your Terrorist-loving style. I only know the colors of Red White & Blue and President Donald Trump. I get to keep my Guns & it's my Second Amendment!
Police Officer: Sir, Step off the Vehicle! We're placing you under Arrest for now anything you say will go against you.
*John Carter Fleeing from the cop while running out of the 1999 Ford F150 with a Trump sticker in the bumper*
Police Officer: Fuck it, Your ass is mine! *Ignores the Citation shot john with bullets* We fuck Donald Trump.
Cashier 1: This is awesome! It's like watching an action movie in place with Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable guy but in real life!
Police Officer: Copy that, We got the suspect down with a Bag of stolen Frozen Mcnuggets and a 12 Gauge shotgun on the Back seat of the vehicle. Roger!
Cashier 1: Thank you so much, Officer!
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A new branch of african american studies that studies what black people think about the world including white people and how and why that chas changed over time.
John is taking a course in african american ideology.
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