Aged like Vodka

A phrase used to describe something that didn't age well, but it took a long time to look bad.

Similarly how vodka takes 10 years to lose its taste.

Some dude in 1980: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future!"

Present day

Some Man: "Man twitter is arguing about hairstyles!"

Some Boy: "And they said there would be flying cars in the future."

Some Man: "Yeah that phrase Aged like Vodka."

Smells like beef

Used to describe an awkward situation or conversation. Said in the middle of an awkward conversation.

*In an awkward conversation* "it smells like beef in here"

It’s not what it looks like!

Caught having ifyk but someone walks in..
this a joke btw

Stranger walks in” It’s not what it looks like! Stranger leaves frighten

like you're hit

An illiterate term used by ghetto people who frequent jail, meaning you're less than they are but in reality they are less than you.

I'm classy, intelligent, beautiful and Independant and like you're hit.

Phat Like Shatner

1. When something is totally cool in a very non-cool kind of way - like when William Shatner raps about Julius Caesar while wearing a giant gold chain!

2. When someone does something that isn't really cool but they think they are really cool.

3. When someone is cool even if they are not just because they have guts!

4. (Same as above) but especially if it's hilariously not cool!

5. When someone is cool because they are not afraid to make fun of themselves! (best definition!)

Someone comes in with a messed up hair do - but you want them to think that it's cool! --"Dude! that's Phat Like Shatner!"

Like a dog on a spoon

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing

"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."

taste like water

a song that sounds really good

I'm gonna play sonic 2 but every time i jump in a level that has music that doesn't taste like water i say "Fuck you SEGA!"