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lone boner

something alone that sticks out

if theres only one cloud in the sky its the lone boner

by babyjesus15 November 26, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jungle Boner

An STD caused by having intercourse in the jungle, specifically in a muddy or grassy area, that forms green vines wrapped around the penis.

Dude, that black girl was hot an all, but she gave me jungle boner.

by Bismo Funyuns October 3, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


boner shorts

Any pair of tight fitting shorts a man can wear, where if he were to get and erection, people can see

Hey look at the guy wearing a pair of boner shorts...

by melaroo January 22, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boner dog

put your dick in a hotdog bun and make your girlfriend eat it

my girlfriend told me i made a perfect boner dog

by WM43 July 14, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


bobby boner

a stupid fat self ritious lug who has a tendancy to always get hurt. not only get hurt but to get body fluids on people as well, such as vomit mucus, flem, soda/saliva, sperm. cant do grafitti. usually missing a testicle.

"That Bobby Boner threw up on me again"
"yo you suck at grafitti, you're a Bobby Boner"
"That Bobby Boner is such a uni-ball"

"inventor of the uni-ball pen."

by geeeay March 7, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


illegal boner

When you get an erection from an underage girl.

I went to the library and had an illegal boner the whole time because of all the high school girls in their short plaid skirts.

Appropriate response:

Nice.

by LCow October 6, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


boner and a half

a adjetive to describe a very hot woman or if by chance you are gay desribe a very hot man. Only yo be used by men.

if you see a hot girl/guy walking down the sidewalk you could say ''wow man. that lady is a boner and a half''

by Stuart Stevenson June 3, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž