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A long-distance boyfriend that you miss terribly and want to kiss right now.
I miss my malaysian boo boo bear.
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Clawing your partner eroticly, then urinating on the open wound.
After fucking Matt last night, I gave him the nastiest Yellow Bear Claw ever!
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OH SNAP!
It's a Bear-Breathing Dragon
(It breathes out bears instead of flames)
That Jazz will kill you worse than deadlines.
Like... a LOT worse.
Even in the world of dragons, everyone watches their backs for the Bear-Breathing Dragon.
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When you break-up with someone, you don’t want to date them anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to date them either.
Just like as a kid, you have outgrown your teddy-bear and you don’t want to play with it anymore. However, if anyone else expresses interest in playing with your teddy-bear, it is very upsetting.
Friend #1: I can’t believe it – I broke up with him, not the other way around, so why am I so upset that he is dating someone else?
Friend #2: It can’t be helped, it is called ‘Teddy Bear Syndrome’, you don’t want to play with your teddy-bear anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to play with it either!
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A sexual act where one jumps into a pile of cow shit, rolls around for a considerable amount of time, then proceeds to get fucked in the asshole all the while burning their inheritence in a pointless ritual- similar to what UNC students are expected to go through.
Eric was legally retarded and was excepted to UNC where for the next four years of his life he proceeded to become a Northern Colorado Bear- as he did not have much asperation to become anything else.
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A sarcastic remark when one asks what is there to eat.
John: "Whats for super?"
Jake:"Bears ass and cabbage!"
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Poal-er-be-ar-k-lub
When one skinny dips in the freezing ocean at night time. At least one other person needs to be a witness to be officially indicted to the club.
Terms and Conditions
*Must Be At Night Time
*Water Must Be COLD
*NO clothes!
*At least One Witness
*Photos or it Didn't Happen
Bob: Bill Guess what i did last night?!
Bill: ??
Bob: I joined the Polar Bear Club!!
Bill: Wow, did your dick fall off?
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