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A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.
Dude I didn’t know David was a woman
David is a very stupid boy and he is a Minecraft nerd.
Fuck, hes playing Minecraft again.
Who?
David
A really suspicious man, could be gay or not...We don't know....
Me: yo, what's up David!
Him: *Slaps My Dick*
Me: Nah, you gay...
Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."
can be very sweet and charming should date a girl called alisha
david; i love you
Little middle child with neglect issues. No matter what a David will make sure he’s the center of the Cheesecake Factory making fun of his sister and her eating habits.
“David, stop being a shit head”
David a kiddo who is dumb ass fuck and never can fuck with anybody because his dick is to small
Oh it's david let's get the fuck out of here