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To suck dick so well that person makes a person come the hardest they ever had!!
After Jason went to the underground sex party he had a hot chick Think Dick to him for the first time.
Kentrills dick has been in the face of many,many hot bitches, including many milfs, actresses.
Kentrills dick was on a porn video with Mia Malkova, heard he was the main star.
The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.
He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)
When the taste of your penis is described by the taste of piss. A common symptom is not being able to pee when high.
Maddie said to her friends “ew Tom has piss dick”
When it's your birthday and a man congratulates you with his penis.
"Hi John, did you have a nice birthday this weekend?"
"Yeah, Tommy came and gave me birthday dick."
When it's wider around than it is long. As this prevents actual penetration from happening it forces the owner to pound around in the general vicinity of his target, hence the name mallet dick.
Lady: Damn he hit me with his mallet dick last night, I'm sore from my knees to my belly button