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Ethan's a really tall leftist skater boy. He's not very popular, and probably gets bullied but he doesn't care. He's really sad and horny all the time but it works out because he's pretty popular with the ladies. Ethan has a nicotine addiction and drinks too much monster energy. He also has a godly taste in music. He plays guitar and writes music but will only play you his music if he trusts you, which isn't very likely. Whether you like it or not, Ethan is cooler than you.
Chad: haha Ethan you fucking loser go write a song about cutting yourself or something emo trash
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*
Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Ethan is a guy you will get along with. He is funny smart cute and sweet. He can be cheeky but is always nice. He has manors and always is a good friend to talk to. If you have a Ethan in your life keep him you wont regret it
Ethan is so sweet
Yeah because it Ethan
A unfunny rude piece of shit. Ethan will probably fuck your mom and blame you for it. Hes a smart ass thats missing the smarts.
A chill ass motherfucker always alone in the corner vibing and chilling to fire ass music. Drake, Cordae, You name it, he got it.
Yo, Ethan there is vibin' hard.
his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks
that ethan just ran over a traffic cone
An Ethan is described to have the sexiest shoulders in the west.
Brenda "Oh my god look at that hunks shoulders he must be and Ethan"