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"Chow-dah Face"
1. a skanky ho with a face that has so many wrinkles and divots that when ejaculated on the pools resemble bowls of new england clam chowder.
aka: chowda face
2. (manhattan) chowder face: a face with very very bad acne
3. my friend Jeff's girlfriend who used him for a trip to the Bahamas
As insult: Fucking nasty ass chowder face bitch.
As observation: That bitch got a damn chowder face.
On playground: Chowder face . . .chowder face . . . Mary has a chowder face.
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A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.
Bimbo: That fucking asshole!
Friend: What happened?
Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!
Friend: Fucking Face Baster!
Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
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someone who acts nice to you when you are around them, but the minute you're gone they're bad-mouthing you.
"OMG cameron is so two-faced, when you are with him hes acting like hes your best friend but when your gone hes saying bad things about you and saying he hates you."
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Someone who has a nice body but sadly is not so lucky in the face department. "Butta face" comes from "but a face" when speaking of someone's nice features, except the face.
Fergie has a great body but she is a butta face! She has the face that could stop a clock.
Gisele Bundchen is another butta face. Great body but sadly, not such a great face.
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The amount of time that your woman spends sitting on your face during sex. This applies to both Hetero and Homo-Sexual activities.
Beth got alot of face time with her girlfriend last night.
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Having no make up on.
She isn't a girl you ever want to see face naked.
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The strange, fake-tan, plasticine-yet-wrinkled look of one who has spent many a day, night, and morning at the slots. The cigarettes, coffee, and 'free' drinks have done a number on their complexion. Generally people with casino face will have a tucked-in Hawaiian shirt of some sort and perhaps a visor. Some day they will get lucky.
Ted Schoepke of Jaynesville, WI, spends all his spare time at the High Rollers Casino in Beloit WI and as a result has casino face.
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