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She asked him to put a finger in the dike while he was screwing her.
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when you get a text from someone 65 or older usually with major grammatical mistakes as grandpa jim just now upgraded from his flip phone to a smartphone
me: son did your grandpa text you happy birthday yesterday on his new android ??? kidd: yes the old finger sent me a text it said : hapy birth grndson ii love yyyou he really should have stuck with the flip phone this smart phone is gonna whip his a$$ ...he aint ready for all this
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When a male gets wanked off whilsed fingering a female at the same time
Oh yeh, me and the bird had a reyt toss finger sesh last night
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When your fingers are stained from repeatedly dipping them in soup
Did you see Bella today? She totally had soup fingers
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Large clumsy fingers that are bad for drawing and writing.
Man Stephanie sure has Celery Fingers. Look how big they are!
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Faintly smelly, discolored, and packed with extra grip, the dairy fingers are a common side effect of working in the dairy, grocery, and produce departments.
Someone worked in the dairy today and received a serious dose of dairy fingers.
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The play finger is the finger in which a women uses to play with her clitoris while she masturbates. Usually, it is the middle finger on either hand. However, any finger in which a women may use to masturbate with can be described as the play finger
Jennifer's play finger has a red fingernail and she uses that finger exclusively to play with her clit.
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