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Jackoff with Jesus during January at anytime
“Hey man it’s Jackoff with Jesus January you know”
Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus
Bruh, I just had one of those pray to Jesus shits
A handsome man that is suspicious
Zaddy Jesus Is sus while playing among us
A Girl Scout that try's to sell cookies... and try’s to sell you a religion because surprise they are also a Jehovah’s witness
Jesus Girl Scout:“I would like to sell you cookies... and a spot in heaven!”
Person: “Go away you stupid Jesus Girl Scout”
When your mates are losing so hard in trivia you do a shoey with sardines and beer to get back up to scratch
Cheers youngy
Boys were getting fucked up so I had to pull out The Baby-Jesus Effect
An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.
He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.
Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.
Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement.
1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!
2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST!