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Floodgates have opened

When needing to pee or poo but can’t hold it in any longer

Oh no the floodgates have opened

by Chuckler chuckled September 6, 2023


I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'

Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity

by Chrisandra February 11, 2023


I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

by The SQUIP April 5, 2022


Still have a dog in a bag

Something that has not been address

Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.

by Uwannahang May 10, 2021


but you didn't have to cut me off NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

the meme,the legend NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

why did yo-
hello
but you didn't have to cut me off NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

by but you didn't have to cut me March 2, 2024


have pork

Similar in nature to "have beef", to have pork means to have an argument or disagreement with someone, mainly because of gossip, friendship losses, bullying etc with someone of the Jewish or Muslim faith.

That Adolf guy seems to really have pork with those bankers for some reason. What's up with that? It seems unfounded.

by DontWorryImJewish July 12, 2024


Bitch better have my honey

When you're a singer-bear and you lend a bear some honey and the bear doesn't pay you back.

Bitch better have my honey! Y'all should know me well enough...

by dudeperfect19 August 21, 2016