a regular span of time (one hour)
Wow, it's been a hot hour in traffic.
To plant fecal matter into the food and or beverage of ones client.
Typical Mervins:
*Sandwich
*Burger (Patties)
*Salad
*Spaghetti (Meat Balls)
*Sausage or Beef Dog (Hot Dogs are too pink)
*Beer
*Hot Fudge Sundae (FUDGE)
My boss is a DICK so i gave him a Hot Mervin in his Burrito and blamed it on the hot new bimbo apprentice.
A girl who isnt a slag and is all natural, but is still so frickin hot that you would think she would be one.
guy1: hey did you see that girl emily
guy2: yeah shes slag hot man
Being attractive by virtue of how one uses their body, usually physically. Not to be confused with being attractive because of one's build.
Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!
Microwaving a bagel the having sex with it.
My girlfriend broke up with me so I had a Hot Jew
When a woman farts cocaine into your face after a night of drinking tequila
That swamp donkey I took home last night gives the best hot Tacate! Hands down