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"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."
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Poop found on the ground. The poop has to be human feces or feces that's large enough in quantity to fit in a pie or cake pan. Similarly shaped feces (usually from cattle) also suffices.
Bob: "Damn, I'm hungry..."
Jim: "Eat that Ground Cake!"
Bob: "'That Ground Cake'? Where?"
Jim: "Why, you're stepping on it!"
Bob: "GROSS!"
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A soft, fluffy boy who listens to rock bands like Motley Crue , Gene Loves Jezabel, Winger and other hair rock bands and thinks they are metal and that he is too. Also thinks bands like 3 inches of Blood, Black Sabbath and Exodus are dad rock.
Bill says he’s metal but his favorite band is winger. He’s not homosexual or any of that he’s just a Cake Boy
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Where a man shits, jacks off, then splooges into a zig zag to make it look like zebra pelt. Then the man eats the zebra cake or makes someone else eat it.
Yo Josh, my girlfriend ate my Zebra Cake!
Josh: That's disgusting bruh
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When a vagina is so loose it looks like a birthday cake
Hannah: Wanna go screw ????
Bob: Bitch please that pussy is a skin cake!!!
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Someone is weak like a cat (puss) and soft (cake)
Can't believe you got scared your such a puss-cake !
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(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.
He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.
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