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John Gibson

An athletic goaltender who will never let you down. Arguably the best goalie in the NHL.

Jee man, you played like a John Gibson last night!

by seergebeer January 22, 2022


John Persse

A best friend. A boyfriend. Someone who loves his best friend (as a best friend) and feels the need to tell her many many many times when he's black out drunk. He loves a hazy IPA, expensive sushi (even if its not great quality, as long as it's expensive and the ambience is hip), and a swish Patagonia clothing item.

Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."

A classic John knock knock joke:

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there"

"A big dicked, sexy man"

"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"

by Poobumhead123404 March 11, 2020


Peter John

The king of logo history videos, call your papa with this nickname, hehe

You: Huh, Peter John. Whatcha doing?
Dad (with peter john nickname): Hehe hello son..

by thelolmanofth July 22, 2020


john chadley

J. Chadley is a person who dominates women as he has a massive dong

Man john chadley just stole my girlfriend and got her pregnant

by Normal British child August 30, 2020


John Roger

is secure and confident, but not arrogant. That means he treats everyone with respect until they give him a reason not to. He knows that giving respect and agreement are not the same, and the key is to treat people with kindness, humility, and grace.

You are being a John Roger.

by February 11, 2021


John Snow

Did you mean: Aegon Targaryen

Person 1: John Snow king in the north
Bran: Did you mean Aegon Targaryen

by StefanDB September 7, 2017


John lemons

A very talented man whose name is written on Alex’s book wall

“John lemons is a legend

by John lemons April 13, 2022