N-Word Pass

The pass that allows you to say "Nigga". You can only use it once though.

Me: *whips out my N-Word Pass* "NIGGA"

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Just Sayin Words

1. A response

2. A clever way to say "I don't know"

Used primarily when you're in a conversation and you say something that doesn't necessarily make sense but could still be tied to said conversation.

Guy1 - "What are you talking about?"
Guy2 - "Shit, I don't know, I'm just sayin words."

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C-Word Pass

The Legendary C-Word Pass is above almost above all passes. It's power is as powerful as the N-Word Pass. Use this pass to call your caucasian (white) friends a white cracker or white cunt without the possibility of getting beat up.

Black guy: Hey wassup my white crackers
White guy: What the fuck did you say to me little shit? You have a pass for that?
Black guy: *Shows C-Word Pass*
White guy: WTF!? Okay, I won't fuck you up, btw wassup?

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N-Word Pass

A sacred, all-mighty treasure that has been worshipped for its unlimited power since ancient times. The artifact originated in the palace of king Etana of Sumer, and has been guarded in the depths of a secret chamber. With it, the holder, no matter who they are, and regardless of their race, may legally say the n-word without getting they ass jumped.To receive an n-word pass is to receive a top class of respect in the hood. It is said that for centuries, countless wars have been fought over the n-word pass and who shall be its rightful owner.It is to this day that the power of the n-word pass is biologically granted to black people.

*It is important to note that all people of African or black heritage (at least 40%) have a natural n-word pass,which they are granted at birth. It is theorized that it acts as an organ, inside the testicles.

*It is also important to note that for those who receive an n-word pass, unless the giver says otherwise, that the pass will expire after a certain amount of time, which is typically, but not always, exactly 69 days after receiving the n-word pass.

Jamal brownie: you a real nigga in the hood
Jimmy gringo: for real man?
Jamal brownie: yea my nigga, here's a n-word pass
Jimmy gringo: it is an honor to call you my nigga
Nigga standing by#1 : man jump this foo
Nigga standing by#2:its ight homie he got the n-word pass

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word to my mother

also known as wrd2mm. this just means you are very serious and you swear on your mom's life in NYC slang.

yahyl: "why did you rob the burger king?"

ethan: "bro word to my mother i did NOT rob that burger king!"

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N Word Jim

The politically correct form of Nigger Jim.

I can't believe we have to call him N Word Jim now. Mark Twain must be rolling over in his grave.

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Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

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