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Ned your slep

A term used to tell others that they are too tired or up too late to use the computer, as evidenced by their inability to type.

Jane: I wnat to sse the show tommorow.
John: You need to go to bed. You obviously ned your slep.

by Rehder July 22, 2008


cross your legs

When you have a mad boner and need to hide it.

Wazza: Shit that girl is smokin!
Davo: Oi Wazza cross your legs mate!

by Virginmary February 5, 2018


Gum on your can

It's too bad to put online. You probably don't want to know.

You have so much gum on your can! You need to take care of that!

by Mexinadist May 17, 2011


stand on your dick

Australian slang.

To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.

"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".

"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".

by Ole Mate July 18, 2017


puff your peach

What an older man calls a blow job

Jack told Isaiah "I want to puff your peach". And Isaiah let jack suck his dick

by Juju the oracle January 16, 2014


flour your nuts

To be royally screwed over, taken advantage of or otherwise dicked around. Also another way of telling someone to fuck off.

They wanted me to work overtime for straight time, I told them to go flour your nuts.

by ooh ahh ridge October 9, 2017


Busting your shit

Falling on your ass (or some other body part), and hurting yourself enough that you had to go to the doctor or probably should have gone to the doctor.

I saw that video of you totally busting your shit. I thought you died or broke your coccyx or some shit like that. How many stitches did you have to get?

by californiaaccent March 28, 2011

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