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chodes; would rather bang their best bro over a slam piece
Matt and Jason McDaniel are d bags
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Derogatory term generally used in reference to someone sucking your dick and the fact you don't wanna kiss the bitch afterwards.
The fresh scent of another man's nut in your bitches mouth.
Damn son... Linda be havin some bag breath lately, I can't even fuck wit the bitch anymore.
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The definition of Douche Bag~ Rick Asselin, A completely useless, no good, worthless piece of shitt, lying, stealing Vindictive boyish less of a man, Ass kissing Snob, no life better off Dead Crap hole Gay lord, Sack of shitt Covered in Mutilated Monkey Ass Holes In a Firey Pit of burning deformed goats, no life, and Stupidest shitt that ever walked the earth.
My Mom's Soon to be Ex- Boy friend is a "Douche Bag"
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At the end of masturbating instead of ejaculating after orgasm into things such as a tissue, stray shirt, floor or stomach you stretch ones foreskin out and ejaculate into the foreskin like a sleeping bag then walk it to the toilet for drop dump.
I did a sleeping-bag last night it's convenient
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The act of placing one's genitalia in on or around a woman's mouth as she is crawling on her hands and feet while facing upwards in what is commonly known as a crab walk. It is the male's responsibility to repetitively slap his penis on the said woman's forehead and keep his testicles in her mouth as she desperately tries to free herself by crabwalking away.
John: Hey Becky how long can you hold the crabwalk position?
Becky: I don't know like five minutes.
John: Do you want to go Crab bagging with me?
Becky: What's that?
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Basically, a bag filled with crap or made out of crap. See poo turd log shit
1.Omg Sally, check out my new crap bag!
2.This bag is filled with crap!
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one who is full of "goo", ie a cum dumpster....... synonymous with twat waffle, ass clown, lunchbox, or fuck stick
My boss made me work 50 hours over time, hes such a goo bag
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