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When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it
Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig
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When a man feeds nuts and laxative to a women (or man *wink*) and makes her eat her crap has she tea bags his balls.
Tyron: Yo balencio, your girl be mad wack, pig man chunk her ass!
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Same meaning as "killing two birds with one stone" except this metaphor draws from the popular video game "Angry Birds."
If you burp the words "excuse me" you're killing two pigs with one bird.
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Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.
Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.
Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;
“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”
Example 1:
Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”
Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”
Example 2:
James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"
M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"
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The act in which two gay men commit beastiality by having intercourse with and infant pig. This act causes the piglet's organs to be forced out of it's other orphices. There is also a large amount of fecal matter that accumulates during the process.
Hey Billy, my dad's pig just gave birth. Let's go do a louisiana pig sloppin ass fuck. It will be fun.
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Slang for a rough femboy pegging session that usually lasts 2-4 hours
Femboy Boyfriend: Hey, it’s time to hop on My Friend Peppa Pig
Me: LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
Comparison to being like a precocious child who very blatantly does what it takes to get some shakes: literally, putting your hand in his/her pocket and fishing for it. Too young and/or stupid to be embarrassed.
Well, I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket if that ain't the prettiest smile I've seen since my last round 'about this corner.
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